" Rule Number One in Headology is pretty simple : don't be were people expect you, and don't give them what they're waiting for. That is, one of Rule Number Ones is, probably. And this is why you'll find here more texts written by other people (who are mostly dead anyway), haphasarldy shoved around yet another grey page (which kind of reminds me of cabbage fields, for some reason...), instead of what you were expecting for : more regular hosh-posh garbage spewed by that hair-head in charge around here.
Go on. Read them. Destroy the fabric of space and time. See if I care. "
-- Terry Pratchett